Germ

West Coast skater slang (after the terrible, terrible skate company) for someone who spends hundreds dollars on skate shoes, clothes and other merch, only to show up at the local skate spot or park with a cheap ass $20 deck and next to zero knowledge of skateboarding. Actually lower than a poser. Skaters who do this are refererd to as Germs.

Skater 1: So yeah, I'm gonna do a Noille Tre filp 360, then a 180 hardfilp and finish my line with a back lip to hand rail.

Skater 1's friend: Go for it dude!

Germ Skater: I'm gonna follow up with a no hander 220, then a few wheelies and then a few bunny hops!

Skater 1: Pack up your skateboard, grab your stuff and get out. Fuckin' germ.

by Danny Danger July 20, 2010

German Lumberjack

When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.

Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?

Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...

Woman: Im up for new experiances!

Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face

Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!

by AdolfHitler_69edyourjew October 1, 2011

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

Germ

one who fucks a hoe and gets HIV

"man, i can't believe you slept with that slut. hope you used a rubber if not good chance is that you got the germ."

by whiteboy March 6, 2003

Gemo

An emo poseur who thinks they're goth.

A wanna-be goth that's just a confused emo kid.

She dresses all black and calls herself gothic but listens to MCR and 30 Seconds to Mars. The bitch is just gemo.

by dopestr33t December 1, 2007

german Bombshell

when you take a fat shit and the crap leaving your ass hits the water and splashes the dirty water on your ass

"ahhhhhh, gross i dropped a german bombshell in there.... it all over the place." (Brian)

by 0010011 February 9, 2006