Fester

Mainly designated as a person that stands up friends that are going to the Beer Festival. mainly they seem to be located in Knoxville, but can usually be found anywhere Beer is a bargain.

Dude...you beerfested me again! Whatever, that fester will never come down and wax your car. Did you get fested?

by Billy Joe Jim March 10, 2008

Festering

A common tendancy to be homosexual.

"That person is a Festering whorebag!!"

by decayingcorpse May 17, 2003

foster mother

non-cursing equivalent of mother fucker

Joe: My teacher just gave me another essay!
Your Mom: OMFG!!!!11one1 That foster mother!

by Kahm May 12, 2004

uncle fester

a ford fiesta (small car mainly found in the uk)

uncle fester---> fester ---> fiesta

by Lance Pickard April 5, 2005

festeromous

A festering fun time.

When i went to visit my grandma in jail we had a festeromous.

by Gregory Larson August 15, 2004

fostered

The condition of being very drunk from one can of Fosters Beer. (The can being quite a bit larger then a normal beer can.)

Jason's completely fostered, I'll have to drive him home.

by Wizard February 10, 2005

frusteration

The number of anal beads that can fit in Phil's ass

Phil: "man I thought I could handle 2 yards, but the frusteration is really setting in.

by skindog73 February 19, 2012