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The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
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The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!
"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
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Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022
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The funniest person alive

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Slimecical is the funniest person alive
by Amighostboo February 28, 2023
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feces funnel

That joker is a real feces funnel
by Joker Jr December 19, 2022
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Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023
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the funnies

in the local recent arrest reports (online or otherwise) in reference to the “funnies” as the comic section.
Did you know John was arrested? I saw him in the funnies the other day!
by michaelcorleone May 19, 2024
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