person 1: "Everyone is craving the forbidden fruit"
person 2: "yea, I watched Jesse eat a tide pod yesterday."
person 2: "yea, I watched Jesse eat a tide pod yesterday."
by Blue eyed geek May 3, 2018
Get the forbidden fruitmug. The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:
1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.
2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.
When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.
1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.
2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.
When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.
Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"
by ollie the magic hobo October 21, 2010
Get the Fruit and Nutmug. Person 1 says: 'My tits are as big as apricots!'
Person 2 says: 'gah! your such a fruit whore...'
Person 1 says: 'last night i fucked a watermelon'
Person 2 says: hahaha your such a naughty little fruit whore
Person 2 says: 'gah! your such a fruit whore...'
Person 1 says: 'last night i fucked a watermelon'
Person 2 says: hahaha your such a naughty little fruit whore
by breezageeza June 24, 2011
Get the Fruit whoremug. by Assmoter December 22, 2004
Get the fruit basketmug. Home schooled, baggy bondage pants wearing loser. They watch the X-games to admire the 10 year old Chinese girls who are better than them at a sport that was embraced by Hillary Clinton.
They use the word "extreme" like it was EVER used by anyone under the age of 40 and drink milk when skating because they were home schooled by their moron parents and think its good for your bones....the same bones they'll never break because you can't fall on rollerblades.
They use the word "extreme" like it was EVER used by anyone under the age of 40 and drink milk when skating because they were home schooled by their moron parents and think its good for your bones....the same bones they'll never break because you can't fall on rollerblades.
by scrap_iron July 30, 2006
Get the fruit bootermug. 
There are two defintions for this term.
1. A man puts his balls in between his legs.
2. You shove an assortment of fruits and or vegtables into your lovers asshole or vagina and then eat them.
1. A man puts his balls in between his legs.
2. You shove an assortment of fruits and or vegtables into your lovers asshole or vagina and then eat them.
1. I will bend over and show you my fruit cup Maurcie!
2. Jessica lie down and let me give you a fruit cup!
2. Jessica lie down and let me give you a fruit cup!
by Bobbaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy June 22, 2011
Get the Fruit Cupmug.