flipping like a pan-fried trout

insomnia

I jerked off three times, took a valium and I was still flipping like a pan-fried trout all night.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

fried peas

A once great group of people in neopets. They occupied the AC boards with their daily and random chats. The beginning was wonderful, but then... ._.

none the less, fried peas gave a lot of people memories that should be cherished while others..well =/ people made a lot of friends there too. ;

a fried pea is a fried pea
just like you and just like me
a fried pea may be small..

xD memories

by SARA_i0i_likegasp March 22, 2005

fried

used to describe the feeling after you are dissed or insulted harshly, especially when the insult comes from a lame or nerdy person.

Andrew (screaming): THATS NOT FAIR
Math teacher: Are you always like this?
Andrew: ummmm yes.
Math teacher: i feel sorry for your mother.
Other students at the table: FRIED!!!!!

by dcdudeclonmu June 13, 2011

Stolen Fried Chicken

The most abundant crime reported on the fourth of July in black neighborhoods.

Cashier: "911! We gots another Stolen Fried Chicken!"

Operater: "Ugh, we'll have a unit over immediately."

by Negro Power August 2, 2011

Kentucky Fried Fingerin’

Fingering a girl with a chicken drumstick from a KFC 5-dollar-fill-up box, making her exceedingly wet, and then proceeding to lick the combination of bread crumbs and pussy juice off your fingers while looking here dead in the eye saying “It’s finger lickin’ good.”

How was your date with Jessica last night?
It was great! After we went out to KFC I gave her a Kentucky Fried Fingerin’.
I bet it was finger lickin’ good.

by WalkBT April 20, 2018

super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

Frederick's Law

From any given starting page on Wikipedia, and using only internal liks and the random article button it is possible to get to the Nazi page in 5 cliks or less

Giuseppe Tartini-Slovenia-World War II-Nazi Party
Frederick's Law in 4 clicks

by Freddie89 November 10, 2006