shoe you

Shoving a shoe up someone's ass in extreme anguish

"If you do not shut up, I will shoe you."

"Want to see how you will do in the game of shoeing?"

by JordanOlivier June 12, 2018

fighting shoes

fight shoes is when you finna beat a bitch up den put on sum fighting shows

girll i need sum fighting shoes

by robin monee May 31, 2022

sattle shoes

cool shoes that look like king dice could pull off

king dice:* wears sattle shoes*
devil:fuck that's hot

by raybeez April 7, 2022

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

Pink shoe

A fucking joke

Pink shoe is a fucking joke

by Pinkshoeisajoke April 1, 2021

shoe roof

Mateo potato's anctient shoe that hit the roof

that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.

by Alex rtehehehe April 8, 2021