Floppy Adolf

A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.

GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while

by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017

Floppydoodle

The name for a mean teacher in school when you can’t swear

Mrs.hodson is a floppydoodle

by It’s Ya girl_ January 2, 2018

Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018

floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute

My son has the best floppy-cute ears.

by sickgoat3 January 14, 2018

FloppyGamingHD

Homosexual monkey who likes to eat cooked flip flops and masturbate to furry porn made by Loeckske.

Oh look! FloppyGamingHD is at it again, wanking his weiner to some green furry tentacle guro hentai!

by Πιάσε January 16, 2018

Floppy Joe

When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.

Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.

by Jerryatrics May 6, 2018

floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018