fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway.

by Anipol May 14, 2005

funkafied

in a sense means messed up, just wrong, and or that's just not right! fucked up
wrong

That's funkafied man!

by Scott January 30, 2005

Manayunk junk-funk

The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."

"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."

by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

Oklahoma Funk

The smell of unwashed, fetid genetalia; similar to the smells encountered in and around the entire state of Oklahoma to include Kansas, Arkansas and most definately Texas (especially Houston -- phew!).

Marie had the Oklahoma Funk after not washing her coochie for seven days and seven nights.

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

homie g dawg funk

yo yo yo im a gangster

by homie g April 1, 2003

da funk

shit BIG be spittin

i got pounds of funk and i sell it by the tons...
i live for da funk i die for da funk

by Jonathon Mulcahey September 25, 2009

funk shadler

An asshole, that no one likes; a shriveled penii, generally a negative term

that dick over there is a funk shadler

by HOBARTROBART February 5, 2004