Funt fucker

guy who fucks a girls funt
(not in the pussy but just funt)

jan, dylan dident even get it in all the way

sussy, soo where was it at then?

jan, i think he just fucked my funt...

sussy, that would totally make him a funt fucker

by kaleb pierce March 15, 2008

funtivity

the act of having fun activities. having fun or doing activities.

making my bed is a funtivity. (not really)

that movie was a funtivity!

by active reality October 2, 2009

Fountain of Cherries

Fountain of Cherries is a porn movie. It makes young men perlicue while older girls watch them.

William perlicues when he watches the Fountain of Cherries.

by Sheila and George January 10, 2010

fountie

A portmanteau of fuckin' and mountie. A derogatory term used for any maple syrup loving Canuck that thinks they should have won gold in Vancouver.

Matt: "You see the Crosby prick score that lucky goal?"

Dave: "Fuckin fountie"

by dirtymatt March 5, 2010

Fountain fairy

Baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.

Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!

by iluvkim March 11, 2010

Fountain Demar

The Montjuich Fountains or The Magic Fountain

Fountain Demar can grant any wishes, however bizarre.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

funtarded

A person who is mentally retarded and tends to make jokes that demonstrate their retardation.

Funtarded person: What if you gave birth to poop?
Normal person: You're retarded.
Funtarded person: I'm funtarded.
Normal person: ....no.

Funtarded person: You know who's cute?
Normal person: Who.
Funtarded person: Justin Bieber!
Normal person: ...
Funtarded person: I wanna pee on his face.

by funtardation April 21, 2010