Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.

Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.

by OfficerSchmlonk October 30, 2018

Mad Fap

Becoming so enraged by a situation that you have to vehemently punish your genitalia and proving that you are Master of the Universe

I just got done playing Gears of War with the bros, now I gotta go Mad Fap

by ScarlettHarlot January 29, 2016

Fap Blast

To masturbate while taking a hit of crack or meth, or some other inhailable dope.

I love taking at least ONE fap blast with each dime i get.

by turboblast January 22, 2012

deja fap

Magic sense to know when you're about to get caught having a wank.

Be alert, gentlemen.

Man, I almost got caught fapping by my mom, but then deja fap kicked in, and I covered up just in time.

by anarchomaniac January 18, 2011

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 17, 2012

Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 01, 2012

fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort October 25, 2015