stop drop and fap

The term for when your browsing the internet, and stumble across a pornographic image so compelling, that you must commence fapping (masurbating) immediately.

Steve was browsing the net, he found the sexiest pic ever and from there it was stop drop and fap.

by Mike Simons July 12, 2011

Fap Blast

To masturbate while taking a hit of crack or meth, or some other inhailable dope.

I love taking at least ONE fap blast with each dime i get.

by turboblast January 22, 2012

Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 01, 2012

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 17, 2012

deja fap

Magic sense to know when you're about to get caught having a wank.

Be alert, gentlemen.

Man, I almost got caught fapping by my mom, but then deja fap kicked in, and I covered up just in time.

by anarchomaniac January 18, 2011

Mad Fap

Becoming so enraged by a situation that you have to vehemently punish your genitalia and proving that you are Master of the Universe

I just got done playing Gears of War with the bros, now I gotta go Mad Fap

by ScarlettHarlot January 29, 2016

Fap Frenzy February

A month like Destroy Dick December, but in February.

¨Hey Brian are you going to do Fap Frenzy February?¨
¨Hell yeah brother!¨

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