after fap nap

The act of taking that sweet and relaxing nap after fapping.

Jack fapped and once he finished, he took an after fap nap.

by firewolf88 October 17, 2010

fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Fap Frenzy February

A month like Destroy Dick December, but in February.

¨Hey Brian are you going to do Fap Frenzy February?¨
¨Hell yeah brother!¨

by Click on this for free vbucks November 13, 2018

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 27, 2012

deja fap

Magic sense to know when you're about to get caught having a wank.

Be alert, gentlemen.

Man, I almost got caught fapping by my mom, but then deja fap kicked in, and I covered up just in time.

by anarchomaniac January 19, 2011

Fap Blast

To masturbate while taking a hit of crack or meth, or some other inhailable dope.

I love taking at least ONE fap blast with each dime i get.

by turboblast February 11, 2012

Mad Fap

Becoming so enraged by a situation that you have to vehemently punish your genitalia and proving that you are Master of the Universe

I just got done playing Gears of War with the bros, now I gotta go Mad Fap

by ScarlettHarlot October 14, 2016