by wildedetective September 25, 2007
Get the dropping engine parts off at the shop mug.Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
by Engineer Gaming Tf2 March 8, 2021
Get the engineer mug.When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.
Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
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Get the Engin mug.by j-dealer June 26, 2017
Get the electronic engineer mug.A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.
One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.
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