Definitions by MrGoatsy

Deadlift dementia 

When you forget how to deadlift after having deadlifted just fine beforehand.

I got a case of the deadlift dementia.

Deadlift dementia by MrGoatsy January 23, 2025

Vertical peasant 

Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.

That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.

Vertical peasant by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019