white dumplings

slang for a small bag of cocaine, often used in drug businesses.

"you got the white dumplings?"
"hell yeah"

by june 8 2001 March 6, 2021

captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

dirty dumpling

When a girl takes a massive shit in a long sock and smacks you over the head with it.

when you've been a bad boy, you're wife takes it out on you and gives you a dirty dumpling

by poopie brainers 9919 September 25, 2021

Steamed Dumplings

While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.

That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.

by hec.tor September 27, 2021

Giganticus Dumpis

A dump that is so large it physically hurts to poop out

Person 1: Wow dude, that was a Giganticus Dumpis

Person 2: Yeah, I saw

Person 1: What the hell

by BEANS WITH A Z November 7, 2021

Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021

siberian dumpling

When you put a frozen pudding pop up a girls butt then commence to eat it.

Did you hear that Jenny gave Thomas a Siberian dumpling!?

by Bigwengdang December 10, 2021