does sam suck olivias nuts

yes. yes he sure does

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019

does aiden need sleep

Yes he needs fucking sleep bro

Person 1: bro does Aiden need sleep?

Person 2: hell yeah he does

by Aidenneedssleep September 16, 2019

domesha

They love to buy alot of stuff that makes them happy. They usually do alot of online shopping especially on amazon.

“Look Domesha just ordered her teeth from amazon”

by Turtles2004 February 1, 2020

Domestic Fuckery

A domestic injury inflicted by a commonly used everyday household item

Oh man, I dropped a full jar of vegemite on my big toe this morning...

Nothing like some domestic fuckery to get the day rolling...

Oh wow....you just got DF’d

by Wickedwitchofthesouth123 February 26, 2020

Does anyone have any questions?

I am a soulless corporate fuckwad.

Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.

by geekmalone November 5, 2020

Domestic Burglary

Something P/O Day of the 12th District made up. You won't find it in any crimes code book. However it only applies when the complainant does not know the offenders name, but they are in a relationship. The scene will always be contaminated, and the job will ALWAYS be founded. Be sure to contact the detective division prior to leaving the scene, as more often than not they want the scene held.

1237...wacha got out there? 1237...its going to be a domestic burglary, the complainant doesn't know the offenders name, but they are in a replationship.

by Domestic Burglary December 24, 2020

Doesn’t tinkle my twinkle

Doesn’t appeal to me enough to elicit interest

That piece of art doesn’t tinkle my twinkle

by ShimonSmith December 31, 2020