Diffifuckt

Diffifuckty : « When you can’t solve something and you know for a fact that you’re fucked before doing anything to solve the issue. »

« When John heard Joni’s husband coming back home, he went hiding in a closet and instantly knew he was in a diffifuckty situation »

by RienziLex November 22, 2018

Different strikes

When you can't kiss both sides of your lovers face.

Hey I heard your batting average just hit 2.3! Different strikes for different reichts!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

Diff

While giving a blowjob a woman blows into the penis causing a male queef.

Chris was was getting way too excited in Different in Kayla's face causing her to road House kick his face.

by Crazycatbitch11 January 16, 2019

different

don't be!

son: mom i want to be different!
mom: Ha you gay

by Ginger from sweden January 30, 2019

diff

Absolute gibberish.

"Diff yo dong day dam ay too sorrryo."

by superficial.user March 11, 2019

Different-sames

Used in reference to someone to explain that the subject that they are talking about are all in the same

I meant potato not tomato. Different-sames

by Mr. Dudatron June 24, 2019

Different Schedules

The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.

“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”

“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”

by urbansplatt July 20, 2019