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sritarded drunk

The act of becoming so intoxicated that all moral values are diminished to the state of nothingness, BAC levels are of unknown proportions, and any random act involving illegal, sacreligious, or inhumane behavior may occur. Also see: "blackout."
I got so sritarded drunk last night that I blacked out for four hours and triumphantly slaughtered a deer.
by idiot. October 5, 2009
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Lesbian Drunk

A straight girl who makes out with/fucks girls while drunk.
Lesbian Girl: I fucked Sarah the other night!

Boy: Don't talk about it- she's just a lesbian drunk.
by yellowbuzzard January 10, 2010
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Drunk Trojan Horse

A Drunk Trojan Horse is something you would use to transport Alcohol Illegally, such as; putting alcohol into a backpack and walking into a sports event. Basically any object used to hide alcohol from being seen while transporting it
We just pulled A Drunk Trojan Horse , High Five!
by Tom Vlach December 7, 2007
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drunk

Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said.
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store."
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card

He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in
by Jerrayl April 28, 2004
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drunk

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
Aw man! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.
by emmaitouchmyself June 19, 2007
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virgin drunk

The feeling of being drunk or high that comes on because of sexual actions. No substances are actually involved. The feeling disipates literally after the virgin has sex.
Kitty admits that when she was virgin, she became virgin drunk when Alex touched her bebz. Her last time at his house ended up on his bed popped.
by ♠Kitty♠ February 18, 2009
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Liam Drunk

Being obscenely drunk and rarely remember anything from the night, ever, even when convinced by others that certain events happened. There a two distinct forms, the Baalim and the Lanigan. Both over-the-top drunk, but with slight differences in behaviour. However, both states-of-being are characterised by rowdiness and good times... we think.
I totally got a new level of Liam drunk last night, and then I yelled 'hooligans' and 'ham sandwich' at passerbys.
by Alasdair Nijhof April 20, 2008
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