Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.

"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"

by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025

GAJ-derp

Grizzly Autistic Joe - derp. The derp is just a phrase with no meaning besides derp and hitting ur hand against your chest in a stupid fashion.

GAJ-derp casts confuse ray! But enemy casts WOW back! It's super effective!

by micr0z November 22, 2010

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Da derp derp

Derp faces

Dont fuck withthe derp
da derp derp

by Memefaces December 19, 2012

Giga Derp

Noun.

1. More than the normal derp. Like a gigabyte, Giga Derp is one-billion derps. See "Derp".

2. A über derpy being, one who is derpy to the maximum.

Verb.

1. To giga derp is to either (a) troll a whole lot (b) to annoy someone very much.

2. To be a Giga Derp.

Adjective.

1. Being Giga Derpy

2. Of the Giga Derp kind

Dude I'm giga derping this game around, the other players are flipping out.

Giga derping is not allowed in this chat room

by Giga Derp January 12, 2014

over-derp

when a thing exceeds the usual capacity of derp. an overdose of derpage.

I tried to make an awkward turtle but I over-derped it.

by russiansubmarine December 9, 2015

dick derp

When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.

I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.

by dezertwhore April 9, 2017