Jelly Dicking

When you have sex with a girl with a limp dick

that fat chick was so ugly i was jelly dicking her
i was so drunk that i was jelly dicking that bitch

by deaficating May 6, 2011

Space Docking

Where a subject poo's into a condom and freezes it. After about 24 hours or so it is taken from the freezer and the condom removed. Then with a little lube it is used as a sex impliment until the warm juices all melt together and the poo regains its normal runny state.

Oi Ho!!! how much for a night of space docking?

£200!!!

Deal! Give me time to fetch the goods from the freezer!

by Smeaves! October 27, 2010

Space Docking

When two reluctant and kinky boys head to a remote area of a room to engage in rampantly and furiously placing the head of both of their flaccid and unused penises in a siamese conjoined adopted babies manner to have one male stretch his foreskin over the others to create a Jamestown ship to dock analogy. Both boys will giggle and be more excited than Tony the Tiger and erupt with massive loads of semen flavored cum.

While Ezekiel's dad goes to work, he invites his cuddly homo sapien-like boytoy Mario to come over and migrate to an open corner of the room to engage in Space Docking. Mario's excessive foreskin, due to the fact he was born with Crohn's disease and two Urethra's, is always used to create the boat in dock motion that makes Ezekiel keep coming back for more. Mario is also an illegal immigrant and an Auschwitz survivor.

by Mid Atlantic Space Docker December 16, 2008

gang docking

the act of numerous men pushing a log halfway out and inserting them in every oriface in another individuals body.the gang version of space docking.

"we invite that hoe over for some gang docking"

by whe dont pawn 6 no mo March 28, 2008

fish dicking

The group act of, well putting your dick in the mouth of a fish you or someone else has caught. An activity conducted in secret by groups of male friends who are always going "fishing". Fish dicking can be a solo adventure but is usually conducted by a group. Fish dickers like talking about fishing trips all the time, and generally drop bank on fish stuff. People who fish dick are constantly blowing off doing cool things such as going to the bar to find bitches, or attending a crunk ass show. Instead of doing something cool fish dickers are always insisting that they have to go fishing instead.

Guy 1 "It's tuesday night let's go to Maxx's and hit on college girls!"
Guy 2 " Can't go tonight, have to go fishing on Saturday.."
Guy 1 " More like going fish dicking.."

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 December 5, 2015

Docking

When one man sticks one end of a toothpick in his penis, and another man sticks the other end in his.

Dude, I can swear I heard those two guys talking about docking.

by Mr. Swags November 20, 2011

dicking

1. To be envious or jealous to someone.
2. Sucking up to someone.

"Ever since I bought him a tin, he has been dicking me."

by Joey R June 29, 2006