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Cum Carpet

A female's jizz-covered pubis mons, unshaved.
I blasted a hot load on Brittany's cum carpet last week!
by JungleVIP August 20, 2013
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Cum Snail

The act of army crawling through some cum, this can be done naked or clothed, with your cum or someone else’s. An ideal cum snail will have their tounge scraping against the floor as to injest as much of the cum as possible.
I can’t believe that Leroy abused his little cousin Adeins trust and tricked him into becoming his personal cum snail!
by cdawg91 April 5, 2019
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party cum

The flavor and odor of a human male's ejaculatory fluid after 2 days or more of consistent alcohol and/or drug consumption.
Rachel would not allow her boyfriend's party cum in her mouth after 3 days of raging at that festival in desert.
by Lucidkat November 6, 2013
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cum bottle

A water bottle or any other kind of closable container that a man cums into. Used to store jizz
Dude, my cum bottle is almost full
by Ausy October 13, 2016
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cum breath

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your cum breath", or , "You've been sucking cocks again havent you, you dirty cum breath!". Also a useful abuse for homophobic males. Insert animal names preceeding for even more effect, eg. "horse cum breath"
by johnny smith March 30, 2005
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Cum Fetish

When you get turned on by the thought or sight of seeing someone cum
Molly has a cum fetish she loves to watch guys finish
by Wwwh642 June 17, 2018
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The Cum Dumpster

That girl you use to put your spare cum that is too good for tissue paper but not quite good enough for a side chick.
Guy 1: Is that your side chick?
Guy 2: Nah that's just the cum dumpster.
Guy 1: Is she any good?
Guy 2: Eh it's better than PornHub.
by The Dankster Gangster March 23, 2017
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