arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done

dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(

by twatsc October 18, 2008

lane cotching

When the drive of the car is over 1 or more lane on the road at one time. this can be when moving or when stationary

#1 mate your all over the road, your just lane cotching.

#2 dont park here, your just lane cotching

by Dark Monki March 8, 2010

candy crashing

the act of playing Candy Crush Saga before bed, until you are tired enough to sleep.

Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.

by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013

Backseat coaching

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.

by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013

Friendo Cratchit

A brown accountant who is forced to work christmas day when the office is closed

My boss pulled a Friendo Cratchit on me

by Superhoop May 19, 2018

bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit

Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”

by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018

fire cracking

When you shove a m-80 up a girls ass and light it on fire

You she’s into fire cracking

by Big sexy789 March 9, 2019