crawlers

a hot band full of gay mentally ill emos

“do you listen to crawlers?” - kevin
“yes because i’m gay” - chad

by ur dad xox April 28, 2022

Cradle Baby

A person who was not held much as a baby, and therefore has a head that is flat in the back.

You can tell he was a cradle baby.

by ArtisticAuthor July 28, 2022

CrabE

CrabE is honestly an amazing person. Seriously, if you get to meet crabE, you're in luck.
Everyone loves crabE.
Except for Snofrost

OMG CRABE????
I LOVE HIM

by Snowfrosty September 19, 2022

Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!

A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!

by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022

cablest

🚕🚕

you’re being cablest

by plenty pussy November 18, 2022

Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

craledith

Stuck at the same rank for 8 years

This player has been hardstuck plat, he must be craledith

by craledith November 27, 2022