closterian

A person who has the IQ of a rock, and that smokes and drinks uncontrollably.

That kid is such a closterian.

by Don Jua April 2, 2005

cooter drip

the liquid that drips out of a set of beef curtains!

I was so excited, my cooter dripped with anticipation!!!

by THIK CHIK December 4, 2006

cooter pocket

Noun: another word for vagina and not to be confused with butthole

she ahs a nice cooter pocket.

by jon54654168 January 3, 2007

cooter block

the same thing as a cock block, but for a female.

that other broad so did a cooter block on me at the party.

by winnie is the best January 26, 2008

cooter-labyrinth

When Jesus was drunk during the formation of your vagina.

I was afraid I would get lost in her cooter-labyrinth.

by Beanopolis March 26, 2009

Cootermommer

A very deep bellybutton that can be used as an alternative to a cooter. It is also a refrence to a MILFs cooter. It is commonly a saggy old one that is all used up.

Man did you see johns cootermommer in the locker room?

YA! it was so fucking sick!

Will: tyriq, your such a fag!
Tyriq: GO SUCK YOUR MOMS COOTERMOMMER CRACKA!

by -Ironchefofvagpounding- November 11, 2009

cooter cutter

Also known as a camel toe. When a female's garment is wedged within her punani. When a pair of pants/shorts creep higher and higher, to the point where one may see the outline of the holy land, the female annatomous.

A: Doesn't it look like her pants are riding a little high?
B: Yeah. She's definitely got a cooter cutter going right now...

by Dirty Dandroginous November 28, 2009