Chinese Communist Party

The Ultimate form of all Gangs, Mafias or other organized crime entity. Avoid at all cost.

1.The Chinese Communist Party robbed all my freedoms and sell them back to me.

2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.

3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.

by Peevee May 16, 2006

commute wife

Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)

Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"

by mjunky September 25, 2013

Commish

(n.) Short for commissioner. Meaning someone beyond awesome, beyond words. Only one person in a group of friends can possess this title.

Commish isn't God; God is Commish.

Commish works 60% of the time, every time.

by CommishFan September 20, 2009

Two Comma Club

Two Comma Club – Having an income or net worth that is equal to or greater than $1,000,000. This income or net worth generates a number that requires two commas and therefore puts the person into exclusive status as a high income earner or wealthy individual.

John sold his company for $2,000,000 and joined the two comma club.

by TwoCommaClubcom October 19, 2015

tragedy of the commons

When a finite resource is exploited by one and all, with the rationale that if I don't exploit it my brother will. The end result is the exhaustion of that resource. i.e. hoarding.

The massacre of the buffalo in America by early settlers for sheer sport, was a completely unneccessary tragedy of the commons.

by Tony Pease August 28, 2003

community college

A place where you prolong your eventual dropping out of college.

Dude, community college is so boring.

by mysr October 19, 2006

Austin Community College

ACC simply put, its where you wanna be...if you can't get into the University of Texas yet.

Dude 1 "where do you go to school"
Dude 2 "oh i go to austin community college, mostly rio grande campus"
Dude 1 "oh man, is it where you wanna be?"
Dude 2 "well ya until i can get my gpa up and transfer to UT"
Dude 1 "oh right"

by KickItChick December 16, 2008