Dog Collar

This is to be used on a person who is very corporate and anal about their professional appearance.

Find some dogshit and flatten it out between two pieces of wax paper until it is very,very thin. Use a razor to cut out pieces that are the exact size and shape of a collar-stay (plastic things that goin dress shirts to keep each side of the collar straight).When finished, place in the freezer overnight.

Wake up when your target does and when he goes into the bathroom to shave, you run into his room and replace the plastic collar-stays with ones you made out of dogshit. If you are unsure of which shirt he is wearing, have some extras made to insert in all possible choices.
They'll thaw out while he's at work or in class and he'll smell like shit.

Steve: "I wonder how John did in his interview today..."

Mike: "My guess? Not too well, considering he reeked of dogshit."

Steve: "Dog Collar?"

Mike: "Bullseye."

Steve: "Nice".

by Mikey T...... January 9, 2010

blue collar

working class who wear nice work shirts for manual labour or some other job shitty job.

blue collar = unashamedly poor

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Collaborate

To technically execute an arts project thought up by an "artist" with no technical skills.

Do you know any digital video artists in Sydney town that i could collaborate with, I do have an idea working with fishing nets and attaching a go pro on a dancers head as they move through a constructed net environment in a studio space.

by Mr N/A September 19, 2013

collateral benefit

Deriving intended or unintended advantage from a main-event happening.

He wrote a letter to the editor about the Vancouver June 2011 riots in which he mentioned how things were so different in 1972 when Canada beat USSR in the Summit Series and Asian-origin refugees from Uganda's Idi Amin got admitted to Canada as a collateral benefit of the euphoria. In doing this he subtly mentioned that the item had been covered in his forthcoming book on Uganda Asians, thus deriving collateral benefit for his publication.

by vivauganda June 22, 2011

CUNT COLLAR

A sexual attraction for a hoe or a gash. Used in the seventies

A sexy girl you just want to fuck. This describes the cunt collar

by Bill Washington March 24, 2008

white collar anarchist

Someone who secretly reads radical/liberal books, rails against "the system", advocates a punk ethic, but in everyday life is very mainstream and would never actually rock the boat.

"Bob is such a white collar anarchist. He owns every Jello Biafra spoken word album and reads the Huffington Post, but voted for Romney."

by Radiogeek88 March 11, 2010

Blue Collar

The part of a shirt that covers a red neck.

My red neck neighbor Jimbo was wearing a blue collar.

by #1200 October 15, 2018