No Coffee No Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.

"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No Coffee No Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".

by Wizerd1889 October 2, 2019

coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Coffee Cut

Being really specific about how you want your hair cut. Like ordering Coffee.

She was getting a Coffee Cut at the stylist.

by ragingcolt1029 September 19, 2017

Canadian Coffee

coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it

I drank some Canadian Coffee this morning

by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2017

coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.

Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold

by Ryanking December 2, 2017

coffee cork

A stir stick offered at Starbucks that also plugs the opening on the lid to prevent spills. Also known as Splash Stick and Hot Stopper.

Thank God for the coffee cork or I would have burnt my hand leaving Starbucks this morning.

by Jperry714 July 2, 2016

coffee digger

It's like a gold digger, only with coffee!

So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man

After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.

Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes

by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs June 24, 2016