The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Cleavland Steamer

A sexual act that is performed by defacating upon your partners chest.

Okay hun, it'll be 30 dollars for sex, 10 dolalrs for oral, and an additional 15 if you want to do anything colorful such as a Cleavland Steamer.

by Jimmy Ray September 15, 2005

Cleaverage

When a woman uses her tits to win an argument.

My wife was all like "Mow the lawn!" and I was all like "Nah.". Then she put on her red dress that pushes her tits almost right out of said dress. Beat me with cleaverage again. What a bitch.

by jordanjames. May 14, 2011

Cleve-pocalypse

1. The occurrence of the end of the world in Cleveland Ohio if LeBron James decides to leave after the 2009-2010 season.

2. The greatly diminished chance that the city of Cleveland will ever win a championship if LeBron James leaves Cleveland.

Well, it looks like the Cleve-pocalypse is occurring, since LeBron is leaving for New York

Cleveland will never win a championship in any sport if the Cleve-pocalypse happens.

by Cleveland Z October 29, 2009

Cleamen

The line that goes from the head of the penis all the way down to the anoose.

Luke walked in to a grocery store and exposed his cleamen to innocent customers.

by caca poo poo pee pee shire July 27, 2012

professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.

Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.

by karlos February 22, 2005

Real Fuckin Clever

The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.

*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.

Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.

by remi.b. August 6, 2010