Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010

Jesus Christ

A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church

Jesus Christ

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Seek Christ

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.

Person 1: Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax
Person 2: Please seek Christ

by parsidot August 1, 2024

Christ-gendered

A person who feels that God exists and that God assigned them a specific gender with divine intention. This person accepts their assigned gender as given at birth and aims to honor their creator and the identity that was assigned to them by God.

How are you not all stressed out about your pronouns? Because I was Christ-gendered at birth and it's not a problem to be solved.

by HardColdTruth May 3, 2024

christ-yves

Every Christ-yves to get what they expect when the time is right they are hopeful and careful to the most little things so most most of Christ-yves is Carrie important knowledge and they might be really successful in life some of Christ-yves is never give up on what’s right

Trust all christ-yves

by Drey jetaime November 24, 2021

The Manufactured Christ Vs The Manual Anti-Christ

Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...

Hym "And thus, The Manufactured Christ vs The Manual Anti-Christ."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025