Child porn

Something that’s fucked up but not as much as you

Person 1 why did I see child porn in your search history?
Person 2 uh well FUCK YOU CUNT

by Im old and I’m sold March 7, 2023

Holy Child

Yeah, it may suck, but we aren't little shithead skanks like Visi, Holton, Holy Cross girls, we aren't bitches who have a movie about mean people based on our school, and we aren't borderline psychotic like Stone Ridge girls. To sum it all up, Holy Child kicks way more ass then all y'all. BOOYAKASHA

Girl 1: Dude, im so happy i dont go to holton, or visi, or sr, or holy cross...
Girl 2: oh me too, they all suck donkey cock
Girl 1: Totally, plus, all the guys like Holy Child girls cuz we're just awesome
Girl 2: w00t!

by snackwell05 October 25, 2004

scat child

Instead of coming out of the vagina it comes out of the anus. It is nornally concieved after participating in a clevland steamer.

"the lady poped a baby out" after having sex with my homeboy narik 69.

"HONEY, LETS HAVE A SCAT CHILD"

"COONEY MY BOY"

by jAMES coonry July 4, 2006

last child

The little bitch kid who gets everything they want. Everyone fucking hates them a wants to slap them.

I hate my little brother. I want to be the last child.

by ashybear2017 July 12, 2017

Forest Child

Someone who doesn't look their age. Some usually don't even grow facial hair at all in their lives. It was inspired by the forest children in the Legend of Zelda who don't age at all. Many of them find it annoying that people say that they don't look their age but it pays off in the end when others are old and wrinkly and the forest children still look the same as they were 20 years ago.

Guy 1: Man, I had no idea you were 19. You look like you're 15.

Guy 2: It's okay. I'm a forest child. I live forever.

by Linkthechamion May 17, 2012

childs play

1. an easy task, "a breeze",
2. a term used to describe the sexual interest of children in each other

Doug said to his wife "Hammering this nail in was childs play".

by ThaDevilHasYou... November 5, 2008

smarter child

a retarded computer that talks to you on msn and he doesnt make sence

says:
my name is joe
- smarter child - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u joe?

says:
yes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u said your name was frank but now i'll call u joe.

says:
thanks yo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hi joe. what's up?
says:
nm you ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?

says:
how are you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm doing well. how about u, joe?
says:
greeeart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, i didn't understand that.
says:
great
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup.

says:
do you like sex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

says:
why not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
why not? u tell me.

says:
cause your a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup. that's what i am.

>>> everyone loves trivia games! type "trivia" anytime.
Jessicaanicholsonn ; says:
homo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i don't like the way u r speaking now. these r awful words 2 use.
says:
why cause its true ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.

says:
you enjoy talking about how your gay ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i am not prejudiced in any way, and i would never cause anyone any harm.
why do u keep talking 2 me like that?
says:
cause you said you enjoyed the conversation dumbass

by jdnyo May 31, 2009