carsinogen 

A tissue-destroying substance dat is produced by not behaving yourself.

If swearing and/or lying is a carsinogen and thus risks creating cancer of da mouth, does washing out said speaking-cavity wif Ivory soap eliminate da risk?

carsinogen by QuacksO June 2, 2023

Carson 

a guy who likes to video game and doesnt get nearly enough sleep because of that. a carson usually likes junk food and is willing to take every chance they get to stay home from school, if they go to school still.

bro my friend is pulling a carson (staying home when not sick and dont have appointments)

he is so pulling a carson

Carson by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023

Carsen M 

"Carsen M: A captivating and extraordinary friend known for their unwavering loyalty and compassion. Their quick wit and playful banter bring joy and laughter to any moment. With genuine support, they empower friends to achieve greatness. Empathetic and understanding, Carsen creates a safe haven for sharing. Their adventurous spirit fosters unforgettable memories and experiences. Selflessness and acts of kindness warm the hearts of those around them. A problem-solving maestro, they inspire resilience. Celebrating diversity, they create an inclusive and harmonious atmosphere. As a mentor, Carsen guides friends' growth and success. They effortlessly bring people together, forming a tight-knit community of unwavering support. Carsen M is the epitome of an amazing friend, leaving a lasting impact on all fortunate enough to know them

An amazing friend to have his Carsen M

Carsen M by Metta Moon July 28, 2023

Carson 

know for making a girl cum twice in the back of a kia sorento while higher than a ladder

wow you gave her the carson special

Carson by definitely not carson July 29, 2023

carson 

carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.

1: is that carson?
2: yes isn’t he so perfect

1: yess!! he’s cute as HELL!

carson by luckilover August 7, 2023

Carson Albert 

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

Carson Albert by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

carson 

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

carson by Bignoosa September 23, 2023