Wet Carrot

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.

This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"

by canda.reed-brewer June 29, 2012

chase the carrot

When a girl continues to go after a guy even though he isn't interested.

When is that girl gonna finally give up chasing the carrot and realize he don't want her?

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

carrot head

noun.

A person who is an apprentice or victim of a potential cannibal.

The cannibal asked carrot head if she has every eaten fryed brains with terriki sauce.

by Clorice November 4, 2007

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

Jake Carroll

Jake Carroll is an amazing man.
He is the love of my life and my future husband, he has a huge heart and deserves nothing but happiness!

jake carroll i love you!
hey did you know jake carroll is amazing?

by Kaybaybay18 March 7, 2011

carrots

girls who play golf and like to carve pumpkins.

Yo, dem carrots be madddd annoying in dem pumpkin stained golf outfits.

by hermana menor June 11, 2006

Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.

-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today

by Rudens October 7, 2008