Chad apple

A color Changing dildo

Hey did you bring the chad apple?

by Idk. GUESS WHO January 4, 2017

Apple corer

The best railgun in the world

Hey dude what weapon u have?
AK-47!
I have apple corer GET REKT

by Epictailz January 29, 2017

sauce of apples

when applesauce isn't cool enough.

Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.

by mr. potato December 31, 2012

apple pieing

Similar to "icing", if you can get someone to accept the drink apple pie, they have to get down on one knee and chug the drink. However the if the reciever pulls out a mason jar of apple pie within 5 seconds the deliverer has to chug it.

"Oh Eddie just got apple pied!"
"Whose apple pieing him"

by the apple pier January 12, 2013

Core That Apple

Enjoy penially a woman's bountious bottom

"I'd like to core that apple."

by Tim's Friend and ex-co-worker October 27, 2012

Apple Thumb

An osteoarthritic condition in the thumbs created by excessive typing on iPad and iPhone touchscreen keyboards.

My Apple Thumbs are killing me. I was up texting friends on Facebook until 2am this morning.

by The British Are Coming August 30, 2013

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013