Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice

To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter

by wookerrs September 30, 2011

Blunch

Having lunch with a touch of breakfast.

Me: Yo Angelo I just had a great blunch
Angelo: Really what did u get

Me: I had a burger with an egg on the side.

by maccccccccc May 1, 2014

pearl branch

Isn't that when you cum on a tree?

"What did you get for Valentine's day?"

"Just a pearl branch, how about you?"

by _Snew June 7, 2019

hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016

Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III

Martin Luther King Jr.'s rich white cousin

"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019

bunched

To have someone jam their balls up your ass while having sex

OMGWTFBBQ!! Did you see it when Buttons got bunched by that fat mexican guy in prison?? Icky

by Haley13 December 19, 2007

a bunch of goids

a collection of idiots

look at them tossers! what a bunch of goids!

by fratanize November 15, 2010