bro 

NOT THE DEFINITION FOR DOUCHEBAGS.
Your bro is your homie(s) for life. Calling someone your bro declares automatically that you are down for life, that your bros come directly in front of thy hoes. Choose carefully who you declare as your bro, because some people could intercept this very wrongly and it could backfire. You could call strangers you interact with "man" and/or "dude" but "bro" is sacred.

Whats up bro? (to longtime friend/friend who has your back and vice versa)

bro by iceb3rg August 18, 2009

Bro Code 

A seris of rules defining on how a set Bro should act.

The Bro Code
1.Thou shalt not sleep with your Bro’s ex-girlfriend.
2.Bros before hoes.
3.Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
4.If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your Bro specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're Bro's sister.
However, if it's your Bro's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
5.Never diss a Bro if his team just lost a crushing game.

www.bebo.com/BroCode for the rest

Bro Code by Marty McAllister June 16, 2008

bro-fest 

a gathering of bros (males over the age of 14, typically friends with each other) in which events may occur that could be considered of a homosexual nature to everyone with the exception of those actively participating in the gathering.

We're not gay, it's just a frickin bro-fest!

bro-fest by Red Striped Sweater October 28, 2006

Bro show

An action movie that is so ridiculous only men would watch it for the special effects, action scenes, or sex.

"Did you see Shoot 'Em Up?"
"Of course! But Sally just said it was a bro show"

Bro show by inuyasha1162 February 1, 2009

bro ho 

The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, bro hoes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.

bro ho criteria:

-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
-has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (see: muffin top).
-thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are always visible

+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.

"Check out that bro ho in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."

bro ho by carrot-flowers April 30, 2006

bro-douche 

The type of young, so-california resident who parties like a frat-boy well into their 30's. Can typically be found wearing tight t-shirts advertising labels such as affliction or the like. This expensive partying lifestyle is normally supported by trust funds set up by rich parents. Usually don't treat women very well and refer to them as "pussy" or "bitches". Have a habit of leaving bars drunk and wanting to start fights with innocent bystanders in order to feel more secure about their upper class beginnings.

Watch out for the bro-douche leaving the bar with his friends. They look a bit red in the face

Dude, I think those bro-douche's over there just bought a round of 8 red-bull vodka's

bro-douche by gldnegle March 27, 2010

Don't tase me bro 

Andrew Meyer's catch-phrase.

In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

Don't tase me bro by glindabatgirl October 6, 2007