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Pussy booger

When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around
example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin

Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.
by Legendaryshopbesties December 9, 2021
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free booger

Bob: Would you like a free booger?

Charles: Get away from me that is disgusting.
by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020
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boy booger

Frank gets no sleep because the kids are downstairs blasting music all night so before work he has to rip a fat line of boy booger
by Blow Master July 9, 2025
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Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen
by M, M, & D August 8, 2020
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crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.
'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'
by twilyth June 28, 2009
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Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.
While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.
by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020
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Dick Boogers

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”
by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022
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