Poopstick Blowjob 

When you shit halfway out of your ass while your partner performs fellatio on the log.

Mindy gave me a poopstick blowjob and then she had to go to the hospital.

Poopstick Blowjob by TheOozinator May 16, 2010

Blowjob 

When us young ladies put our mouth's on a guys cock and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while pumping him with your fist or both, if you like. Lovingly message his balls and always deepthroat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.

I woke Jake up with a good morning blowjob

Blowjob by She Who Loves To Suck May 14, 2005

Steak and Blowjob Day 

A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.

Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and Blowjob Day.

Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy blowjob!

Tom: Nice!

Steak and Blowjob Day by ooshawabangbang December 14, 2008

George Bush Blowjob 

The worst blowjob ever u'll cum across on

man, that george bush blowjob tasted like pussy and cum on toast

George Bush Blowjob by Was Nivek September 18, 2006

bulimic blowjob 

when receiving oral sex from a girl, and she deep throats it, causing her to regurgitate all over your cock.

i didnt expect this girl to have such sucky gag reflexes, so i deep throated her and got a bulimic blowjob in return.

bulimic blowjob by dave offner (Dream team) January 25, 2005

blowjob 

a great way to share in the STDs of every other cock that has been in her mouth

by the time she got all my cock in her mouth most thoughts had left my head until long after I blew my load. thanks to her blowjob now I have an STD. All that jacking off sucked me into sexual escalation. fuck!

blowjob by brazentool March 8, 2012

Blowjob Bun 

A hairstyle made by quickly wrapping up ones hair high up on her head in a tousled bun shape, and fastening it swiftly using only a hair scrunchy or hair clip.
When a girl is about to give a blowjob, this hairstyle is the overwhelmingly popular option, as it is easy, quick, and keeps hair out of the face.

Particularly trashy girls tend to wear this hairstyle frequently, as the opportunity to give a blowjob may arise at any given moment.

When sarah and joe went into that room, her hair was down. When they came out, Sarah's hair was in a blowjob bun, a dead giveaway that the act fellatio had indeed occurred.

Blowjob Bun by blowjobbunstylist October 3, 2011