bloody stool

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.

Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.

by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015

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Bloody Mary

When you eat your girlfriend out while on her period, and then drink the blood.

It was her time of the month but I still ate her out, then after had a Bloody Mary.

by Rico Love April 26, 2016

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Bloody Hobknocker

A bloody penis being slapped across someones face.

My boyfriend smacked me with his bloody hobknocker! I almost passed out!

by BloodyUniporn August 8, 2016

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Bloody Mary

1. Bloody Mary - (v.) - The process of eating someone out who is currently on their period at the time of eating out.
2. Bloody Mary - (adj.) - Describing the process of eating someone out who is on their period at the time of eating out.

V. John: I like doing a Bloody Mary.
Bill: Yuck!

Adj. John: I ate Jordan out last night.
Bill: Isn't she on her period?
John: Yeah, that was a Bloody Mary, one of the best I've had.

by Heterosmith992 July 11, 2016

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