Pay Bills

Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.

by D.B. Wong August 11, 2019

Bill Elliott

One of the best NASCAR drivers in history. He has been forgotten by most of today's fans for some odd reason. He won 2 Daytona 500s and the 1988 Cup Series championship. But his most impressive feat was his fan support. He won NASCAR's Most Popular Driver Award 16 times. His son Chase races in NASCAR today and looks like he could be as good as his father

Bill Elliott just might be one of the forgotten greats of NASCAR

by Adam buckley July 1, 2019

Jennetric Bill

A monthly bill from a woman named Jenn who lured you into sex for the sole purpose of child support.

Friend:“Hey man! Why don’t you ever have any money?”

Me: Cause I have to pay my Jennetric bill

by Dr Gunz June 10, 2019

backwards bill

when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.

Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)

by beatleb07 May 3, 2009

Buster Bill

Peter Sartori.

Peter, you silly old Buster Bill!

by niiiiiiiiiiiiiiew September 23, 2010

clean bill

To drop a grand or more in one sitting.

Dude 1: "How much did u throw down on that whistler trip?"

Dude 2: "At least three clean bills bro!"

Happy Japanese guy: "U guys did some damage!"

by chaser85 March 9, 2015

Pecos Bill

After breaking the news you are sleeping with your current girlfriends best friend/sister, ect. Throw her into the computer chair proceed to spin her around until she looks like an angry tornado. Phase 2: Pull your cock out like a lasso and smack her in the face on every revolution.

Bill was pissed at Jen last night so he gave her the Pecos Bill...

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007