Shit the bed

Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.

Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!

by HollafortheDolla July 5, 2009

Hit the bed

To go to bed; sleep; rest. (see hit the hay)

I'm tired so I think I'll hit the bed.

by Dr. Mar May 26, 2009

suck, fuck, and head to bed

Its when you getcha head, then you fuck, and head to bed afterwords.

Man this Jessica bitch gave me the suck, fuck, and head to bed last night and man was it blazin.

by K Deezy January 3, 2007

Bunk-bed BJ

A Bunk-bed BJ is a bunk-bed blowjob that a guy gives his bunk-mate if he lies on the top bunk and lets his sausage hang between the slats in the bed so the guy below can suck a bunk-gasm out of him and swallow it.

I've given a lot of Bunk-bed BJs -- want one?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Shit the bed

1, To express being shocked or amazed by something.

2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.

1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed"

2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"

by Alfow February 3, 2009

Bed Jacking

Not to be confused with jacking off in bed, bed jacking is when one friend jacks another friend's bed just to do it.

Friend #1: What are you doing in my bed?

Bed Jacker: I'm jacking yo bed foo!

Friend #2: Dang, yo bed jus got jacked yo, by that bed jacking foo!

by College Professional December 7, 2009

in bed

Also good for using after your mom, your face, and the ever popular your mom's face

Abel: That's stupid
Bevers: Your mom is stupid
ABel: Your face is stupid
Bevers: your mom's face is stupid
abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed
follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!

by Abel November 25, 2004