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Baton Liberal

A baton liberal is a person who claims to follow the ideals of liberalism, but whose actual political ideas seem to be closer to conservatism.

The distinguishing characteristic of a baton liberal is that they want to illegalise just about everything. Movies, video games, tv-shows, martial arts, pre-marital sex - you name it. They are also more often than not overly positive about the police force and all of their policies on judicial matters reflect this.

They bear some resemblance to what people in the US refer to as neocons, and like neocons they are at their core just a bunch of populists.
That guy is such a baton liberal. All he ever talks about is making the police force bigger and extending prison terms.
by Ballistic Travis January 24, 2011
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Bathroom Belt

A "bathroom belt" refers to any article of clothing that you bring home after a night out that you did not have on at the beginning of the night.
Jessie came home with another bathroom belt to add to her collection.
by J.C. squared September 4, 2016
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Bathroom-Boomerang

An action which is done when one needs to go to the bathroom to take a huge shit because of an upset stomach, but then have to throw up at the same time. Because of that, the person has to sit, shit, stand, turn, hurl, and repeat depending on how many cycles it takes not to get any shit/vomit on the floor.
Person 1: Fuck dude, I had that shitty spicy Mexican food yesterday and ended up doing the Bathroom-Boomerang in your bathroom. Sorry about that.

Person 2: Dude that's fucking disgusting.
by Nexyl November 24, 2016
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Batarang Booty

When a girl can move her buttocks in a circular motion.
"Wow, Becky can really throw that a** in a circle, she's got a Batarang Booty!"
by be(a)st_boy September 14, 2017
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bathroom pizza

Can be used to mean two different things, a bathroom pizza is when you cum on a girls face in the bathroom, but a girl can also be a bathroom pizza-if she is an undesirable hoe, and the only action you would want from her is to cum on her face in the bathroom
Some Douchebag: yo i got mad pussy at the party last night
Guy who knows whats poppin: ha i heard you just got a bathroom pizza, nothing to brag about
by 6ThePiZZaMan9 February 3, 2018
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Baton Rouge

When you have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. "Baton Rouge" in french means "Red Stick" (Baton=Stick & Rouge is Red ) and that is the color of your penis when you pull out.
It was her time of the month so I went ahead and got a Baton Rouge.
by musakguy November 18, 2019
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Babortion

When an abortion fails and the baby comes out mentally challenged.
I'm sorry about the babortion, we'll schedule another appointment soon.
by YodaSmokeDank May 11, 2020
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