Bacteriophilia

n. Bacteriophilia: The sexual arousal to bacterial sexual intercourse, or other such erotic events.

n2. Bacteriophile: One who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick bastards with questionable fetishes.

adj. Bacteriophiliatic: Of or relating to bacteriophilia.

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Just remember: Rule 34.

There's most likely bacteria porn on the internet now, if it hasn't been made already.

Guy 1: "Dude, check this shit out!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, shit! Where'd you find this shit?!"
Guy 1: "Don'cha know?! It's the new trend!"
Guy 2: "Bacteriophilia is SOOOO much hawter than blond girls with big boobs!"
Guy 1: "IKR?"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, look at this... Here comes the bacteriophage... Virualosity is SOOO not cool, man. Not cool"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let's gtfo before mom catches us"

by Netugi January 13, 2011

Banterlope

A casual way of referring to The Antelope pub in High Wycombe.

I saw you down at the Banterlope last night...

by Killerparties December 11, 2011

Banter Turd

A person that takes LAD banter to heart.

LAD: You are Gay
Banter Turd: I will cry now

by LAD Banter EU July 28, 2011

Bizzle Basher

A snitch crew located in Birmingham. Their rival gang is the TCV's. The owner, who will remain unamed for security reasons, is the biggest snitch out of all of the gana

TCV: Stop snitchin'
A bizzle basher goes straight to the police and starts snitchin'

by Baller4Real December 12, 2008

Kieran Barter

A full on twatbag. One who likes to think they're cool but is secretly gay.

That bloke over there is such a Kieran Barter

by Do I give a fuck June 29, 2011

emo basher

a person who derives the pleasure of somebodys life because of a type of music they listen to, no different from gay bashers, but these people are just as their stereotypes are, i like to think "you say what you are" and i found the best way to ignore them is NOT LISTEN TO THEM

goodcharlottefan:"omg i love thursday"
thursdayfan:"yeah there awesome"
emobashinghomo666:"emo is so gay"
thursday:"you got their cd war all the time?"
goodcharlottefan:"no but i got lung collapse"
emobashinghomo666:"emo is for people who are gay"
emobashinghomo:"like people who's lives aren't perfect or 'normal' because they aren't like me"

and btw, my emails [e-mail], hate mail me add me i don't give a fuck and yeah i love emo <3 ^^

by Thursdayfan May 13, 2005

baser

A person, usually a crack dealer, who is tricked in to working or getting stuff for another for free.

ex woah..tried like a baser!

by T January 2, 2004