church basketball

the brawl that begins with prayer

We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.

by Linda Tidewater July 7, 2009

Mailbox basketball

Basketball for midgets since midgets can dunk on a mailbox.

Look, the two midgets are playing mailbox basketball over there!

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Turd Basket

(Adjective) Turd Basket. Turd Basket refers to sombody whom you think is a Dumb Ass or is full of shit.

Your a Hecking Turd Basket.
John Doe is a real Turd Basket.
I can not deal with theas Turd Baskets anny more.

by Mr.Cats July 2, 2020

Secondary Fat Basket

The fat/skin roll on a morbidly fat person that hangs over their genitals and sways as they walk.

My god, look at the secondary fat basket on that bastard over there..how the hell does he take a piss?

by Ultimate Step Dad March 13, 2008

Nashville hot basket

When you shove a five dollar fill from kfc up in your asshole and shit it in someone’s mouth

Griffin gave Arianna a Nashville hot basket

by Berrymccockinnerv2 September 22, 2017

David is goat at basketball

Not true David is shit at basketball

David is goat at basketball

by WhiteBoy0963 June 18, 2018

Citrus Springs Middle School Basketball Team🏀

Citrus springs middles basketball team this year is the worst while I was watching them at practice there were multiply girls that can’t throw the back and obviously for their game Thursday against crystal river citrus is obviously gonna lose I think their coach is nuts because all the girls are short😆

Citrus Springs Middle school Basketball Team🏀 coaches are dumb for basketball and so are the players

by Thereteamissobad November 13, 2019