ass bachelor

A man who has never been on the receiving end of anal sex.

No, you cannot fuck me in the ass. I am an ass bachelor.

by m 0'nuillian March 18, 2016

mon'backer

C'mon back

When a country boy has his girl doggy style. Doesn't want to move just says 'mon'backer and get on it. -or- In the army, anyone behind a vehicle in reverse who is directing traffic, "mon'backer."

by Wonder Woman JK August 15, 2017

The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.

Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*

by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019

Whacker backer

A joint with weed and tobacco

oy dickhead i just rolled a fat whacker backer

dash me the lighter i got a nice whacker backer

by coughcoughcouhgasdfa August 26, 2019

Dylan Baines

the absolute love of my life. a precious person who i shall cherish forever. a kind and loving person who brings me comfort and well being.

i love you dylan baines

by littlemynx September 14, 2020

Chooty backer

To be hoeing around , hooking up with people,

he was out being a chooty backer all night.

by Jaykay50099 December 8, 2020

Bitch Bachelor

when a girl flirts with multiple guys keeps them on the hook well leading them on and slowly filters them out of her circle without letting them know till she's left with one.

I hate how that e-girl constantly plays bitch Bachelor I hope she gets fucking, cheated on

by terrorink January 30, 2021