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Apple chimi

An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.
"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."

"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."

"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."
by Fight club fam August 7, 2016
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Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.
Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?
by God Left Us May 6, 2019
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apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline
Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots
by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017
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apple pray

When you power off your apple phone to get a better signal and you pray that it will reboot and come back on. That seemingly eternal moment between the black screen and the apple logo appearing.
I use apple pray when I shut down and re power my iphone, hoping that it comes back on.
by palmie g August 9, 2022
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Appled Out

When your iPhone randomly restarts, and you get the black screen with the Apple logo
Guy: Ugh, my iPhone just appled out, and now I have to wait for it to restart. Worst day ever.
by palindrome388 January 22, 2014
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Apple corer

Hey dude what weapon u have?
AK-47!
I have apple corer GET REKT
by Epictailz January 29, 2017
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apple mctoaster

slurred speech by that of an Italian ginzo as a result of drinking an excessive amount of alcoholic beverages. Some acts of this can be blurred vision, redonkulous comments and phrases such as crevices and caves, and loss of balance. One may feel as if they are walking on icy lava with the assistance of their good ol friend captain morgan.
Dude, my friend was so trashed on Thursday night he was saying wack shit such as apple mctoaster
by harry panees November 10, 2010
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