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twat tingle

A power women have to sense when a man is being found attractive by other women. This makes that man more attractive.
I wear a wedding ring because it gives women the twat tingle
by superdaveosborne July 4, 2010
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turd twat

The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!
by tkinrough January 28, 2016
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Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.
n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five
by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010
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Twat Snot

Your panties have twat snot all over them
by Hezra79 February 5, 2017
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Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.
Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"
by knockknockknock April 6, 2014
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Twat Flop

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.
"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."
by vulgaroblivion March 6, 2015
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condescending twat

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant
Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014
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