Skip to main content

idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
mugGet the idiot mathmug.

Idiot on a stick

Someone so dumb u can’t stand even being around then
You are so dumb you are actually a idiot on a stick get away from me
by Nsacccccxcc December 5, 2019
mugGet the Idiot on a stickmug.

Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent
by Squibitz April 17, 2022
mugGet the Long idiotmug.

Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works
by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
mugGet the Diplomatic Idiotmug.

status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."
by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009
mugGet the status idiotmug.

Worldstar Idiot

Someone who is a huge idiot, so much so that it makes them a Worldstar Idiot. They are snobby, rude, and have no respect for themselves or others.
Jared: “That dude is such a jerk!”
Lin: “Yeah! He’s more than that though.. he’s like a worldstar idiot!”

Jared: “Lmao, yeah.”
by Xx.Ammie.xX May 3, 2021
mugGet the Worldstar Idiotmug.

Idiot stick

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb
-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick
by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017
mugGet the Idiot stickmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email