Alyssa

That slut bag that you some how manage to find attractive

Bro, I was at the bar last night and I saw this bitch. Total fucking Alyssa

by Giffron.3000 December 8, 2016

Alyssa

A very young female kid jailbait if you will who goes after older man. She says she's mature but acts likes she's 5 (crying from not getting her way, mad at people for not seeing stuff her way etc.) The age of an Alyssa is normally 12-15 true Alyssas are 13 and go after 22 year olds. Normally after she finds the pedo that will date her she will call them senpai and always talk bout having sex with them. (Normally says "I want to eat his sperms!") Says she'll be a dictator to her kids even if they don't like it. To sum it a naive hypocrite loli brat.

She's very young dating a super old guy it's an Alyssa!

by heroyoumeanpedo January 2, 2017

Alyssa

a hoe...

Guy 1: damn she fucked the whole football team
Guy 3: yeah, she must be an Alyssa

by urmumisahoe December 10, 2016

Alyssa

When a woman locks her legs around a man during sex, causing him to impregnate her.

I wanted to trap him, so I Alyssa'd his ass.

by Rbndctnrysrnmbr12 November 25, 2016

alyssa utz

A savvy bad bitch who hates people and loves food and animals!

"Omg I'm such an Alyssa Utz"

by Savvy young bull January 17, 2017

ALYSSA

such a bitch

OM MY GOD SHE IS SUCH A ALYSSA MAYYYYYYNH !

by hej med jer July 5, 2017

alyssa ong

The coolest. Straight up. Cooler than a D.I.Y.A

Wowwwowowow im such an Alyssa Ong wowowoowo

by Diya the sandwich December 2, 2017