abstanation

Abstanation:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.

God fearing parents should teach their children to practice abstanation!

by wchp July 28, 2016

Abstract Bitch

An ugly ass bitch whose face is so fucked up you have to tilt your head sideways to make some kind of sense of how a persons face can look so busted.

1. Please do not bring that abstract bitch with you to my house because their face upsets the children.

2. I know that Abstract Bitch is not trying to give me tips on taking selfies!

by Jaegizibe May 22, 2016

Abused Monkey

When a transgender man (now girl) sucks dick while fucking someone, with his dick.
Feels amazing, but is counted as being homosexual.

Trans: I just tried Abused Monkey with my BF , it felt amazing.
BF: I loved it and i cummed.
Trans: I loved sucking him.
BF: And i loved how you rid me.

by Zenvia December 26, 2016

abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 5, 2017

abastide

The name Abastide is of beautiful, independent girl. She is always cool about everything, and she will always listen to what you have to say. But, if you play her, just know you finna die. Shes super keen on giving, so don't go all boonk gang on her, she will destroy you.

Wow, that girl is a total Abastide, ya know.
That girl be hella spicy. She a dope Abastide.

by Jellybaby432 July 31, 2017

abuse me baby

You use this when you want to have sex but you can make it obvious.

Daniel: Hey baby, what you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Abuse me baby...

by Tiff Speak May 29, 2018

abstractional

A mode of thinking and communicating in abstract terms without being bound by a lack of certainty. Abstractional thinking in contrast to transactional thinking allows for vision and accepts uncertainty. Abstractional communications inherently allow for uncertainty and unknown facts rather than being bound by them. Abstractionists tend to be visionary and inventive types. Abstractional is a challenging paradigm for people who are uncomfortable with uncertainty, i.e. transactional people. Abstractional communication does convey tasks to achieve specific goals but rather provides a vision for achieving exceptional results that change paradigms.

Dr. Inventive is very abstractional in communicating his vision for new products and we transactional engineers don't know how to translate this into specific tasks as we don't know how to manage the uncertainty of his paradigm challenging approach to creating new products.

by Bonehead Dr. S May 10, 2018