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absinthe

A drink that makes you dance like a prick... and sing Rolling Stones songs really badly. I recommend it.
That dude wanted to punch you for singing Angie so badly.
by the sexy monkey January 4, 2006
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absurd

But that is the most absurd thing that I've ever heard!
by th100 May 27, 2010
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abscure

when something is obscure and abstract at the same time.
That reference is not only super random, it's completely abscure. Who would know that or even understand it? You're crazy, you know that?
by Michael Levine July 13, 2007
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abstinence

Not Practicing any of the 4 types of sex:
anal
vaginal
oral
hand-to genital
regardless of your past
I'm beautiful,i'm not fat,i'm atheist but abstinence is a good choice because I do not want to get STD's and I don't want to explain to my future husband all of the people I've slept with
by MeL!sha May 3, 2006
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University of Absolute Last Resort

A local university that is often a branch campus of a larger school which students attend solely to get a degree. Students often attend these schools after dropping or failing out of other, usually more prestigious, schools. So named because these institutions may seem like a last resort opportunity for a student to earn a college degree.

Derived from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR), a branch campus commuter college attended mostly by working adults.
Dude, what happened to your roommate, Jeff.

He failed out and is going to some University of Absolute Last Resort back home.
by Radio Rahim February 23, 2008
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Abschmatz

- German word: Abschmatzer
- English word: slobbation
- most commonly used for negative situations in any context possible.
- When something sucks, it's a Abschmatz.
- Verb: abschmatzen (to slobbate).
- If somebody is annoying you, he slobates you.
- synonym for failure, outage, collapse, breakdown
- ey, Französisch war voll der Abschmatzer
- my French test was a slobbation

- schmatz mein Kopf nicht ab!
- don't slobate my head!

- Abschmatzer, laan!
- slobbation, bro!
by Tierknödel22 June 23, 2009
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absolutely not

A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.
misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.
by riri18 October 26, 2017
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