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cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.
Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.
by aalh November 2, 2011
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French Woods

On a majestic hillside, high in the Catskill Mountain Region of New York less than three hours from New York City is French Woods Festival of the Performing Arts. A family run camp since 1970, French Woods has been the innovative leader of individualized programming for children. Four 3-week sessions are offered for campers aged 7-17 from early June through late August. Approximately 600 campers attend each session with a staff of over 300.
More than 85 activities are offered daily in music, art, theater, dance, circus, sports, magic, waterfront, extreme sports and horseback riding. An emphasis is placed on performing arts and traditional camp activities.
French Woods has a totally individualized program which encourages campers to design a schedule that gives them the opportunity to further develop their skills and explore new avenues of interest. The youngest campers have a special program that offers them choice and exposure to all of the French Woods programs, with some extra attention and instruction from their counselors.
Campers fullfil their potential whilst at camp French Woods Festival of the Performing Arts.
by A Head Counselor November 12, 2011
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Wood Shop

A place where constant dick jokes are made, and where penises will be drawn over everything.
I have such hard WOOD in WOOD shop!
by iTz X Legit Chronic MLG Snipes November 16, 2012
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Camp Wood

Home of some pregnant teens and teenage druggies/drinkers.
Where should we go to get knocked up?
Camp Wood, dawg!
by Blossoms9999999999 August 18, 2008
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norwegian wood

After the popular Beatles song by John Lennon, it is the term for the hard-on you get while talking to a girl only to be turned down when you get to the bedroom.
"Man, this girl was coming on to me, talkin' dirty, telling me she was open for anything... Took me upstairs at the end of the night..."
"Oh yeah? What'd you get out of it?"
"Norwegian wood, man. Norwegian wood."
by Stranger from Toronto May 5, 2009
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flat wood

loose-leaf paper used to write on.
Luis was in class and had to take notes so he asked Eric for some flat wood.
by Chandee May 19, 2006
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wood brother

Justin and Mike are wood brothers
by 6th grade sucks April 2, 2017
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